Boop

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kingscrown666
androidboy

i’m walkin home but there was a baseball game tonight and i got sucked into a group of guys who were pretty drunk and one of them proclaimed his love for his friend then goes “i know it doesn’t make sense but there’s a random person walking with us and i love them just as much” and everyone was like hey don’t listen to him he’s just drunk but i was like “wait no takebacks” and drunk guy was like “no. i’d never take it back. i love you”

androidboy

was apparently looking androgynous enough tonight to make a group of drunk guys commit to gender neutral language

shock
heedra

if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.